Market Rage

Dear Market Shoppers,
I wake up at 6. I spent 8 hours at the market for your convenience. Please treat me with respect. I smile, say thank you, do everything you ask all day. I believe that I deserve some respect. I do not like it when you step up the the table and start yelling at me right away. Demanding that you "get service today!" does not make me want to help you. Another thing is please consider the time of day. When it is 9 in the morning I am not going to bargain with you on prices. The prices do not start dropping until the end of the day and everyone knows that. When I am clearly helping someone else or am busy please do not shout at me. Shouting does not ensure that you will be helped immediately.